Setting the Scene: while out for supper at Red Robins with 12 of our 'closest' kelowna friends, we witnessed a lightening bolt revelation as it hit, he who cannot be named, 'single white male'.
It started out with a casual conversation between two bosom buddies, Carlyn and Roxy who were deciding which to meals they wanted to share.
Wayne (quite disgustedly): You know you 2 don't have to share everything!
Roxy (with sincerity): Wayne, sharing is caring.
Single White Male (with awe): wow, is that how it is? Well no wonder I'm still single!
Carlyn (wisely): yup, when someone catches your eye tonight, just walk right up to her, and say, "hi, I'm he who cannot be named, and I care. Would you like a piece of gum?"
Single White Male (quite stupidly): .....and then she'll share her gum with me?
Carlyn (with exasperation): no you're sharing with her!
SWM: oooooohhhhhh, I get it. And that works? Like she'll chew it and give it back? That seems like a good way to share!
Even tho it appeared to have gone over his head, while we were ordering, SWM asked if anyone would like to share any of his gooey mozza sticks. Carlyn pointed out there were no Single Females..
Alesha (thinking): ummm, hello, over here!
Carlyn: Oh right, Alesha is single! Alesha, would you like to share his gooey sticks?
Alesha (embarassed/flustered/awkward): I care, but I don't share!
Better luck next time SWM
Looks like the future Mr.Olson has yet to be found.
some of our favorite photos from the day:
Ready for Breakfast at...
this is pretty self-explanatory, don't need to explain this is a cup of water.
the only way these could be any more fabulous is if they were on our beautiful faces
this person is jumping really high
you been farming long?
Lisa, right before the sun went down. If you squint, you can see her orange hat!
Jennica and Leanne watching Lisa's rad moves.
Lovely Lisa
Leanne, as the Grim Reaper taking photos.
No Pain, No Jayne!
To the man with the orange hat: Thanks for making it a really good day.
'Just in case' I die and my paintings become worth something, I'm signing it.
Finished product looks pretty rad.. not too much paint was spilled on the carpet either so points for us! Apparently there is a product that Gwen's mom "uses all the time" and the paint will magically come right out... all right, i trust ya, but whoever spilled it pays for it if it doesn't!
Love Alesha
