a who dun it

Spears is in da house! Yes, there was a murder mystery dinner and yes, I was Britney Spears. So graciously hosted by J.J Abrams, aka Darwin, we gathered for the funeral of one very dead Tom Cruise. And to figure out, or just accuse, who off'd him! Here are some of the celebs in attendance...

On the left is some DJ/Tom's security guard along with THE KING! Elvis.

The housekeeper: or Amanda Lockhart

Nicole Kidman and Britney Spears

King of Pop: Michael Jackson

Dr. Laura, drinking again...

Angelina Jolie: Pregnant again

Spears and Tom's Crazy Greek Mother

So it turns out that Brad Pitt went crazy on Tom.. poor Tom!